Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

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lord-baelish:

“We slog back to the train in silence.” - Catching Fire by Suzanne Collins

“He paused beside a pillar, before a tomb of a long-dead Stark.”- A Game of Thrones, G.R.R.M

“Now they had bread and cheese, and plenty of ale, and bacon to toast in the embers of the fire.” The Hobbit, JRR Tolkien

“Peeta’s a bakers’ son” - The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins

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   “There’s only one narrow track”

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   “I should head home actually,”...said. “I’m kinda tired.”

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   Book: Pygmalion You expect me to get into that...wet myself all over!!!!! (thought this...

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   I checked my book just for ‘lols’ but when I read this I couldn’t help but reblog… “moments of suspenseful drama;...

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   “The stalk is withered...dry, my love,/ So will our hearts decay;/So make yourself...

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    His side flared with pain, and he uttered a short grunt. - Inheritance Christopher Paolini

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    “To have accomplished their ends through coercion would have meant that their legitimacy had failed the test.” An...

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    “He makes sketches on scrap paper until I’m satisfied they’re right, then I let him draw them in the book.”

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    “Peeta’s a bakers’ son” - The Hunger Games, Suzanne Collins

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    “Now they had bread and cheese, and plenty of ale, and bacon to toast in the embers of the fire.” The Hobbit, JRR...

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    “Just added to our menu this week!” - Pawnee: The Greatest Town In America by Leslie Knope

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    My physics textbook…. “Find...rocket’s velocity and position after 4.0 seconds.”

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    “‘Fine,’ I said.” [wait does that count?? It’s so short!]—Norwegian Wood, Haruki Marakami

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    “He paused beside a pillar, before a tomb of a long-dead Stark.”- A Game of Thrones, G.R.R.M

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    “We slog back to the train in silence.” - Catching Fire

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    “The centaur slapped it fondly on a fender.” …I’ll take it!

38. ivydoor reblogged this from joanwatson and added:

    But the nearest book to me doesn’t HAVE a page 45… oh.

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    Clive Barker’s The Yattering and Jack, page 45: She’d left, at length, more out of frustration and sorrow than guilt;...

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    It felt demeaning;

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    This sounds suggestive

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    “It just didn’t occur...we wouldn’t be able...other end.”...

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    “How—how dare you, under my roof?—God! he’s mad to speak so!” Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte

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    told her: “he knew I was not...first person to attest to this, but, well, it still seemed...

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    the girl that nothing had happened.

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    The Clocks, by Agatha

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    “Hang on, ” blurted Harry, “What about my punishment?” …….. no comment.

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